When feeling apprehensive,
Or in anyway distressed
Try cleaning your keyboard,
You’ll find its a mess.

Little bits of pocket fluff,
dust and trash
And if you’re a smoker,
cigarette ash.

All work their way
To the most awkward place
If left any longer
They clog up the space.

Alt and delete,
Will block up in time
So each time you hit control,
Your system will whine

The power will fail,
The lights will go out
The hard drive will spin down
A CPU drought

So best that you remember
And never forget
To clean up your keyboard
It’s filthy, I bet!

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